It's a well known fact that minions are grown in an underground lab (specifically MY underground lab).And this is with good reason, because on the rare occasions they have been known to breed they are not renowned for their nurturing and caring nature. They are more suited to doing evil deeds, really.

The bad mother minion comes with her own offspring, so that should you nurture it into adulthood, you will have the benefit of two loyal and evil servants. However she is inclined to drop baby on his head, leaving one arm free for applying make up and grabbing nearby bottles of vodka which she hides under her pinny. Their faces also glow in the dark after an unfortunate confusion between reddy brek and radium. Who was to know that not all food that makes you glow was created equal?

this minion is sold now, but new minions are available at [link]